i want to go on cute dates like lay in the grass and talk for hours, walk barefoot through the forest, look for pretty flowers, sit in a tree and laugh until it hurts
If you don’t have a face of agony while you roll out your IT band, you aren’t on your IT band.
OMG THIS RIGHT HERE. SO FUCKING TRUE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD. THIS IS ME OMG
Ugh my struggle!!!
You want to throw around “retard” or “retarded” derogatorily that’s you’re prerogative.
I totally understand why someone would act petulant at the suggestion that maybe you try to choose another word. Oh! Such a violation of your free speech! How could someone be so irrational to even make…
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Plants are not conscious.
Plants do not feel pain.
Plants lack a central nervous system.
Plants lack sentience.
Animals are sentient beings.
Comparing eating plants with eating animals is laughable and if you’re sticking up for “plant rights” you eat both things, without plants you would die. Take a long look at your life.
This has been a PSA (◡‿◡✿)
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health
• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream
My niggas my niggas
Mr. Rogers is Presbyterian
Why can’t I relapse?
Because my body is not fat. It has fat.
My mother does not deserve to see me destroy myself.
I am not going to break my family’s heart.
I want to travel, get married, have babies, eat ice cream.
Because I deserve recovery.