You're Probably A Better Person Than Me
queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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overtheunderpass:

In my English class today I did a presentation on existing female gender biases in the comedy world and the “women aren’t funny” controversy, and when it came for the class to ask questions, the guys were asking me smart questions about comedians I respected and more about my supportive points, and a few of the women in my class were rolling their eyes, scoffing, and whispering to each other- while neglecting to address me directly at ALL. Way to support your own gender, ladies.

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

andtheysaidspeakmeow:

But like why do you hate Taylor Swift? Among artists who sing about date rape and beating gay people and objectifying women, what is it about her that made you decide that she is the scum of the earth? Do you have a problem with jam? Are you offended by her high waisted shorts?

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

literally me

theonion:

Media Stumped On How To Handle Missing Mixed-Race Woman

Normally with the onion articles I can tell right off the bat that they’re satire, but i think it goes to show how true to life this one is because I was half way through before I realized it wasn’t a serious article. 

theonion:

Media Stumped On How To Handle Missing Mixed-Race Woman

Normally with the onion articles I can tell right off the bat that they’re satire, but i think it goes to show how true to life this one is because I was half way through before I realized it wasn’t a serious article. 

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?""I just left my therapist’s office. So nothing."

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?"
"I just left my therapist’s office. So nothing."

My mom taught me one thing:
You don’t always have to tell people you love them. You just have to give them no reason to doubt it.
irishjulienne’s, saying i love you is not a habit (via perfect)